Anon or not and make me choose between:
- Band: ________ or ___________?
- Food: ________ or _________?
- Singer: ________ or ___________?
- Song: __________ or __________?
- Character: ________ or ___________ ?
Reblogged from lol. butts
How my own ascent to (sort of) power can be compared to Russian politics
- Me: Wow...so I guess I'm president-elect of Ski Club and Captain-elect of the Cross Country team. Cool.
- Me: Well, there wasn't actually an election so president-elect is the wrong word isn't it?
- My Mom: Yeah. It was more like a coup.
- Me: If you think about it its really like what's going on in Russia. Putin just chose his successor.
- My Mom: And then he decided to come back.
- Me: Well the former captain and president graduated so they won't come back. So at least my school isn't that corrupt.
- My Mom: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Well that just happened.
all these bananas on my dash
Reblogged from its always darkest just before the dawn
A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
Omfg Robert Downey Jr is tumblr
Reblogged from ain't no short-ass gods around here
THIS IS ALSO A LIST OF THINGS YOU DIDN’T APPRECIATE
can I marry this fandom?
Reblogged from AssbuttYourLife !
